Thursday, October 8, 2009

people

Today I had my first encounter with a motorist on my roller skies. I had been anticipating this, so I was ready. So here is what happened. There was a car coming from the South, as I was skiing from the North a car rolled up behind me and laid on the horn. The car from the South passed. The car from the North buzzed me, and mentioned some obscene words. I proceeded to flip him off. He stopped. I was thinking to myself, It's about time one of these pieces of shit stopped... But first I want to tell you where I stand. Recently, I have been noticing people don't have time to slow down for roller skiers or bicyclists, but a month ago they did. I think it's because of the change in weather, and the darkness that has fallen upon us. Don't you think that it's affecting me too North bound driver? Other things I have noticed about pissed off drivers is that they are young adults or fat people. I am going to stress about the fat people. I don't know if they have some kind of problem with a guy that wants to stay physically fit or just straight up jealous that I can see my dick and they can't. (I only have problems with fat guys on the road) I can think this because at one time I was ignorant towards people who worked out on the road, and I had a problem with the change of seasons.....Any way, the North bound driver stopped. With his window rolled down, he told me I had a lot of balls flipping him off and was going to find the cops. He told me all this with his window rolled half down as he was driving away from me. I was so pissed at the time that I wished he would have gotten out of his car. I would have removed my rollerski and proceeded to kick his ass with it. So what was he after? Would it have made him happy to hit with his car? So I could be out of his way? Who is the winner?

2 comments:

DP said...

They've got alotta balls trying to murder you

Darrin & Lynn said...

Yo!!! Yup I couldn't agree more. There are two options; slow down and give us room, or hit us! Some people are so tough in there cars.